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ifimeanalottoyou:

Drugs Under The Microscope

(via homelessperson)

The sixty-second His Last Vow

John: Marriage has not solved all my problems

Sherlock: Running away has not solved all my problems

Mary: Hating you both

Janine: Hi

John:

John:

John:

John: What

Sherlock: Ha ha

John: Imma kill you so hard

Magnussen: Can open fluids everywhere

Everyone: Ew

Sherlock: Janine ilu marry me

John: WHAT

Sherlock: jk

John: WEIRDO

Sherlock: Mary?

Mary: Imma kill you so hard

Mary: [kills Sherlock so hard]

Sherlock: Ow

Jim: Hiiiiiiiiiiiiii

Sherlock: Maybe I should have gone out with you after all

Jim: Mary's gonna kill John so hard

Sherlock: Fuck

Sherlock: Not dead

Mary: Imma kill you so hard again

Sherlock: Running away will solve all my problems

John: I don't understand

Mary: La la la la la

Sherlock: Mary

Mary: Sherlock

Sherlock: Not Mary

Mary: Imma kill you so hard again again

John: Mary

Mary: JOHN

Mary: wtf did I just do oh fuck

John: MARY

Sherlock: John

John: Sherlock

Sherlock: Mary?

Mary: La la la la la

John: Mary?

Mary: La la la la la

Sherlock: Mary

Sherlock:

Sherlock:

Sherlock: ...killed me so hard only she didn't kill me so hard

Mary: Yes good

John: Imma kill you both so hard

Sherlock: Ow

Mummy Holmes: Mike

Mycroft: No

Mr. Holmes: My wife is a genius and really fucking hot all the time

Mary: Ha ha

Mr. Holmes: But I'm normal and so are you

Mary: La la la la la

John: Mary

Mary: John

John: Marriage will solve all my problems

Mary: Yes good

Sherlock: Marriage will solve all their problems

Sherlock: Magnussen you lose

Magnussen: No YOU lose

Magnussen: OMG JUST KISS ALREADY

Sherlock: Imma kill you so hard

Sherlock: [kills Magnussen so hard]

John: wtf did you just do oh fuck

Sherlock: wtf did I just do oh fuck

Mycroft: Running away will solve all your problems

Sherlock: where's John

Mycroft: OMG JUST KISS ALREADY

Sherlock: John

John: Sherlock

Sherlock:

John:

Sherlock:

John:

Sherlock:

Everyone: OMG JUST KISS ALREADY ASEDGSHSFDJKSDFKDL

Sherlock: John

John: What

Sherlock:

Sherlock: jk

John: Sherlock

Sherlock: What

John:

John: jk

Sherlock: Running away will solve all my problems

John: Marriage will solve all my problems

Mary: Yes good

THE END

Jim: Hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii

Jim: I WILL SOLVE ALL OF YOUR PROBLEMS

Everyone: wtf did you just do oh fuck

me: haha hey guys do u dare me to eat this whole thing of ice cream

them: no

me: *shaking my head and chuckling* i cant believe you guys are making me do this

them: we're not

me: *eating right out of the thing* this is so wild you guys you're so fucked up for making me do this

your-daisyfreshgirl:

stunningpicture:

Chinese doctors bowing down to a 11 year old boy diagnosed with brain cancer who managed to save several lives by donating his organs to the hospital he was being treated in shortly before his death.

Incredible

your-daisyfreshgirl:

stunningpicture:

Chinese doctors bowing down to a 11 year old boy diagnosed with brain cancer who managed to save several lives by donating his organs to the hospital he was being treated in shortly before his death.

Incredible

(via plantique)

2damnfeisty:

rozhanitsa:

2damnfeisty:

Nobody gives the black girl mob credit for being smart as fuck. They clown but at the end of the day they are really intelligent.

And it’s not subtle at all.
Taystee is a math prodigy in addition to being well-read, Poussey is multilingual, Cindy just knows shit, Suzanne studies Shakespeare, Watson was a good student in addition to being a track star, Vee is basically an evil genius. Piper often learns the most from them; they taught her how to fight and helped translate Pennsatucky’s biblical threat.
The show flat out acknowledges the (academic) intelligence of the black inmates time and time again, but the audience collectively ignores it.

ALL OF THIS

(Source: ageofdesiderata, via dontbeanassbutt)

vinebox:

"Why don’t you talk to me anymore?"

(via thetowndrugdealer)

the-elderscrolls:

Polish doctor that refused to perform abortion named a “hero”
Dr Bogdan Chazan was visited by an expecting mother (32 weeks into pregnancy), who already had 5 miscarriages before and was worried about her health. It turned out that the fetus had hydrocephalus, undeveloped brain and was missing many bones from its skull. The Doctor refused to perform an abortion and didn’t send the woman to another hospital which could do so (according to polish law, if a doctor doesn’t want to perform an abortion, he has to choose another hospital which will agree to do so). Chazan was named a “local hero” and “true warrior of Jesus in the name of life of the unborn” by many polish politicians and catholic activists. He used conscience clause as an excuse for his actions.
The woman gave birth to the child through a C-section. She and her husband spent 10 painful days watching their deformed child die a horrible death. When she finally decided to speak out, she said:
“During these 10 days, no priest, no pro life activist or even dr Chazan came to see the child, to ask if they can help. It was really hard to look at our child. We knew what was coming, but it was still very hard to cope with”
Congratulations, pro-lifers - another “life” saved, another “happy” child and “happy” family. 

the-elderscrolls:

Polish doctor that refused to perform abortion named a “hero”

Dr Bogdan Chazan was visited by an expecting mother (32 weeks into pregnancy), who already had 5 miscarriages before and was worried about her health. It turned out that the fetus had hydrocephalus, undeveloped brain and was missing many bones from its skull. The Doctor refused to perform an abortion and didn’t send the woman to another hospital which could do so (according to polish law, if a doctor doesn’t want to perform an abortion, he has to choose another hospital which will agree to do so). Chazan was named a “local hero” and “true warrior of Jesus in the name of life of the unborn” by many polish politicians and catholic activists. He used conscience clause as an excuse for his actions.

The woman gave birth to the child through a C-section. She and her husband spent 10 painful days watching their deformed child die a horrible death. When she finally decided to speak out, she said:

During these 10 days, no priest, no pro life activist or even dr Chazan came to see the child, to ask if they can help. It was really hard to look at our child. We knew what was coming, but it was still very hard to cope with

Congratulations, pro-lifers - another “life” saved, another “happy” child and “happy” family. 

(via shannonmcfly)

puhcific:

xamity:

naturalisse:

illustratographer:

I took a photo every 2 minutes over the span of about 2 hours at a 20 second exposure and animated it all together! This 2 second loop was the result! 
Craters of the Moon National Monument, Idaho

HOLY FUCK

holy fuck you can actually see how the earth turns by paying attention to the stars


This is incredible holy moly

puhcific:

xamity:

naturalisse:

illustratographer:

I took a photo every 2 minutes over the span of about 2 hours at a 20 second exposure and animated it all together! This 2 second loop was the result! 

Craters of the Moon National Monument, Idaho

HOLY FUCK

holy fuck you can actually see how the earth turns by paying attention to the stars

This is incredible holy moly

(via plantique)

edwardspoonhands:

I can barely believe this, but this is a real-life photo I took of our real-life galaxy. 120 second exposure from the top of Blue Mountian last night.

edwardspoonhands:

I can barely believe this, but this is a real-life photo I took of our real-life galaxy. 120 second exposure from the top of Blue Mountian last night.

(via dontbeanassbutt)